The 19TH HOLE
Where Golfers Go to Lie About Their Round There are 18 holes on a golf course. Then there is the 19th hole. Technically, it’s a bar. Spiritually, it’s a courtroom,…
Golf Etiquette
Because Apparently We Need Rules for Walking on Grass Golf has rules. A lot of them. There are rules about your ball, your clubs, your stance, your score and exactly…
20 More Pond Finders – Unhinged
I don't have anger issues. I have a handicap. My golf game is so bad even my lost balls don't want to come back. I spent $700 on a driver…
20 More Pond Finders
My handicap is basically a cry for help. I don't need new clubs. I need a new personality. That wasn't a bad shot. It was a strategic relocation. Golf: because…
Golf Diary – Day 1848
The New Swing I have decided that my swing is the problem. Not my aim. Not my grip. Not my fitness. Not the fact that I spend half the round…
Weekly Confessions
#34 The Golf Channel Expert I watched three hours of golf on TV. I now understand exactly what the professionals are doing. I remain completely unable to do any of…
Weekly Confessions
#22 The Golf Ball Upgrade I decided to start playing better golf balls. I bought Pro V1s. My handicap didn't change. My bank account did. #23 The “One More”** My…
Weekly Confessions
#14 "I Practised My Acceptance Speech" ...for winning the club championship.I finished 14th. #15 "I Bought a New Putter Because Mine "Stopped Working"" It was the same putter that made…
Who’s in Charge Here?
The Daily Battle Between the Greenskeeper and the Dawn Patrol Every morning before sunrise, a sacred ritual unfolds at golf clubs across the country. A battle. Not a physical battle.…
Members Only
The Sacred Institution of Golf Membership There are many exclusive clubs in the world. Private islands. Luxury yacht clubs. Secret societies. And then there’s a golf club where Keith from…