One shot you don't want to remember...

1. My handicap is basically a cry for help.
2. I don’t need new clubs. I need a new personality.
3. That wasn’t a bad shot. It was a strategic relocation.
4. Golf: because apparently regular frustration wasn’t enough.
5. I played brilliantly today. Unfortunately, it was only in my head.
6. My golf swing has more issues than my family group chat.
7. I bought the new driver for forgiveness. It still hasn’t forgiven me.
8. I’m not losing golf balls. I’m donating them to nature.
9. My short game is called “short” for a reason.
10. I don’t slice. I create alternative fairways.
11. The problem isn’t my swing. It’s everything that happens immediately before and after it.
12. I only need one good round to justify all the money I’ve spent.
13. Golf is 10% skill and 90% wondering where the hell that went.
14. My ball flight has more plot twists than a Netflix series.
15. I came for the golf. I stayed because quitting would mean admitting defeat.
16. Nothing humbles you faster than a golf ball and an empty wallet.
17. I don’t have a favourite club. I have a club I currently blame less.
18. Every round starts with confidence and ends with an investigation.
19. My golf game is currently under new management. Unfortunately, management is an idiot.
20. I may not be good at golf, but I am exceptionally committed to being bad at it.

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Author: addicted2golf