☐ You have looked for a ball that was obviously never coming back.
☐ You have blamed the sun.
☐ You have blamed the grass.
☐ You have blamed your playing partner.
☐ You have blamed the ball.
☐ You’ve said “I saw it bounce!” when you absolutely did not.
☐ You’ve bought a dozen balls on Sunday and had three left by Wednesday.
☐ You’ve searched for your ball while standing directly over it.
☐ You’ve found six other balls while looking for yours.
☐ You’ve considered playing the provisional just because you like it better.
Then:
Score:
0–2: Amateur Ball Loser 🏆 3–5: Serious Concern 6–8: Chronic Ball Loss 9–10: You need professional help.
🎤 The Lost Ball Confessional
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Dear Addicted 2 Golf,
I’d like to confess to losing three golf balls on the same hole. The first went into the trees. Fair enough. The second was a provisional… and went into the same trees. Less impressive. The third was hit perfectly down the middle, so naturally I assumed I was safe. I wasn’t. Somehow, it found the one f#*cking bush on the entire fairway and disappeared. I spent 15 minutes looking for it before giving up and walking back to the cart. My mate then found it immediately — sitting in plain sight about two metres from where I’d been standing. I blamed the light, the grass and my sunglasses. Deep down, I knew the truth.
I am shit at finding golf balls.
ChunkyIron22
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The Fairway Mystery
Steve82 confesses:
“The ball…I striped it dead straight down the middle of the fairway. I watched it land. My mate watched it land. Even the bloke on the next tee probably watched it land. And yet, when I got up there… nothing. No rough. No bunker. No water. No excuse.”
…Just a perfectly manicured fairway and a golfer slowly questioning every life decision that led to this moment.
“I searched. My mate searches. I search the same bloody patch three times. Still nothing. At this point, it’s not a lost ball — it’s a f#*king disappearance.“
Congratulations. You’ve officially lost a golf ball on a fairway. That takes talent.
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Dear Addicted 2 Golf,
“It was Stroke Medal day and I was having the most average round. By the time I got to the 17th I had already lost 4 ProV1’s in all sorts of places. With the finish line in sight and thinking of a cold drink, I teed up and launched 2 more into the bushes including my provisional – never to be seen again. I then unloaded the next 4 into the out-of-bounds dam in frustration.”
