#14 “I Practised My Acceptance Speech”
…for winning the club championship.
I finished 14th.
#15 “I Bought a New Putter Because Mine “Stopped Working”“
It was the same putter that made three birdies last month.
Apparently it only malfunctions on three-footers.
#16 “I Told Everyone I’d Lost Weight“
Turns out carrying fewer golf balls isn’t actually dieting.
#17 “I Check the Weather More Than My Family Group Chat“
Thirty-five kilometres an hour?
That’s not wind.
That’s “working on my stinger.”
#18 “I Have a Favourite Golf Ball“
It usually lasts until the first hole.
#19 “I Walked Past My Playing Partner’s Ball…“
…pretending I hadn’t seen it.
Some lessons have to be learned naturally.
#20 “I Said “One More Bucket”“
Three hundred balls later I was Googling elbow braces.
#21 “My Watch Said I’d Burned 1,800 Calories“
It forgot to include the emotional damage.
Until Next time…
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