“I’ve Spent $10k on Golf and I Can’t Hit Straight”
Golf is the only sport where your bank account suffers more than your ego. And yet, we keep going.
…But hey, at least your clubs are fancy.
Things Golf Courses Won’t Tell You (Because They Hate You)”
Intro: Water hazards? Sand traps? The mysterious patch of grass where balls disappear into another dimension?
Welcome to golf’s best-kept secrets.
…Tip: If the rules confuse you, just blame your caddy.
“Golfers Are Weird – And That’s OK”
From chanting before swings to mysterious rituals at the 19th hole, golfers are a species apart. And proud of it.
…If someone wears a glove on both hands, just nod and walk away…
“How to Look Like a Pro Without Being One”
Everyone wants to look good on the course. The truth? Your swing might scream “novice,” but a tucked-in polo and slightly cocked visor can convince onlookers otherwise.
You know the type — looks like they’re on tour, plays like they’re on holiday. Learn the art of deception through posture, gear, and fake confidence. If you look confident long enough, someone will believe you. Maybe even you.
…Remember, posture is everything – until you trip over a divot.
“The Secret Life of the 19th Hole”
The only hole you consistently score well on. A breakdown of beer maths, brag inflation, and why everyone suddenly remembers playing better than they did.
“Tech in Golf: Useful or Just Rude?”
Your rangefinder won’t stop judging you. Your watch is snitching on your heart rate. Your swing app is downright hostile.
We review the tech… emotionally.
“Why Your Gear Addiction Is Normal (Probably)”
A support article for golfers who own 14 clubs but only use four.
Signs you need help:
- You have “backup” gloves for your backup gloves
- You know every new driver’s release date
“Confessions of a Chronic Ball-Loser”
37 balls.
One round.
Too many tears.
Come for the self-deprecation, stay for the survival tips.
“Golf Superstitions You Pretend You Don’t Follow”
Lucky tees. Lucky socks. Lucky lies you tell yourself.
We expose them all with the tenderness of a golfer caressing his expensive putter.
“The Art of the Controlled Meltdown”
You can’t throw your club — but you CAN
- breathe too loudly
- mutter poetry-level profanity
- blame the wind
We teach the balance.
“When Golf Becomes an Obsession”
The moment you start practicing your swing in grocery store aisles… yeah, that’s obsession.
But hey — at least you’re committed.
“Fashion Crimes Every Golfer Has Committed”
Cargo shorts.
Plaid pants.
Shoes brighter than a Queensland summer.
We roast them all.
“Why We All Keep Coming Back”
Golf is pain wrapped in sunshine. No matter how bad it gets, the next round is always “the one.”
Spoiler: it’s not.
But we live in hope.
Until next time….
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