#14 “I Practised My Acceptance Speech” …for winning the club championship.I finished 14th. #15 “I Bought a New Putter Because Mine “Stopped Working”“ It was the same putter that made three birdies last month.Apparently it only malfunctions on three-footers. #16 “I Told Everyone I’d Lost Weight“ Turns out carrying fewer golf balls isn’t actually dieting. … Continue reading Weekly Confessions